The Mmboko Diamond

"A detective story including comedy sex and crime."

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Chapter One

Work had been slow today. Nope, that was a complete untruth! Work had been dead since I shot a cop. OK, he was on the take, so dirty they only touched him with barbeque tongs, but that meant nothing.

It seemed that everyone in the city knew about Jake Sloane cop killer. I headed down Main Street, trying hard to think of an easy way to tell Amanda, my on-off girlfriend I was having to let her go, when some guy ran past me, caught my arm and spun me around like a top. leaving me in a heap on the sidewalk.

I watched him through misted eyes as he disappeared around the next block. For two pins, I would have chased after him. As my eyes came fully back into focus and my brain began working again, I realized that there was a female on her hunkers asking if I was okay.

Her scent was firing up my senses her face almost that of an angel. Nope, I checked I was still alive alright. I knew as my dick had started to harden in my pants.

From where I was sort of sitting up, I could see straight up her legs to the sheer blue silk of her panties, which was a bonus as her legs sure were fantastic.

“Are you alright?” she repeated again

“Yeah. Just my head. I guess my ass hitting the sidewalk as it did, stunned my brain!”

A smile came across that angelic face as she mouthed, “You should make sure you are okay.”

Then standing, she offered me her hand to help me up. I guess she was about thirty with curves that would grace any centrefold and legs you hoped would wrap right around your waist. Yep, you guessed it, my dick brain was trying to take over my thought processes.

“Can I buy you a cup of coffee by way of saying thanks?” I sort of threw out in the hope she would stay with me a little longer.

“Erm, well, oh, go on,” she smiled back at me. My luck just started to run right!

We went to Franky’s, his bar has a couple of things going for it: one, he has a nice establishment and secondly, he lets me run up a tab. Mind, that was getting so large he wanted it paid off. She had held onto my arm as we walked there, till we entered.

“Take a seat over in the corner there, while I go order. Coffee okay for you? How do you take it?

“White and two, thanks.”

Her smile even in this darkened room was electrifying. As though someone had just turned on the sun, she sure was a looker.

“Two coffees at the table there and…” before I could say anything Franky said, “Yer on the tab again, hope this is business, Jake. Your tab’s getting like one of these third-world country’s national debt!” He smiled. We have been friends from school days. I knew I could always depend on his help.

“Aint seen you about this district before?” I queried sitting back down at the table

“No, I’m from upstate but I had a little bit of trouble and my lawyer recommended a PI from around here. That’s where I was going when I sort of almost tripped over you.” Yep, her face was just intoxicating.

It took a little while before I realized I hadn’t said who I was. “Hey sorry, I’m Jake,” as I finished, Franky brought over the coffees on a tray and left.

“Sue Anne,” she smiled. then her brow furrowed, “I’d best get this drunk. I’m afraid I have to try and get to see this PI before he shuts. He apparently has an office around here. I have the address. Maybe you could point me in the right direction?”

As she said this, she handed me a tattered old business card. I didn’t even need to see it. I had had those printed when I first started several years earlier. I only knew of one lawyer at the moment that didn’t want my head and that was my ex-cop partner Jack Collins.

“You don’t have to rush, honey,”

I saw the look cross her face. You know, the one that says she is sick of having passes made at her and just wanted to complete her business.

“I’m Jake Sloane, Private Investigator!” the doubt that crossed her face made me reach for my credentials and I dropped the wallet on the table so she could see it. ” Now what’s Pat sent you to me for?”

I watched as relief spread quickly across her face.

“I need you to help me get a diamond.”

“Erm, who’s paying for it or you wanting me to steal it?”

“NO! You don’t understand” she said, “Four weeks ago my brother was robbed and murdered. “

Tears welled up in her eyes and even in this light, I could tell this was still hurting her. “He was carrying a very special diamond. It’s encased in a very special acrylic substance. It’s the Mmboko Diamond!”

“Aint heard of it. Look, how about we finish here and go to the office? That way my secretary can get some details down and you can sign the contracts I charge two-hundred a day plus expenses with an upfront payment of $5000 dollars!” as I said this we had already started to stand and head to my place.

Two minutes later, Sue Anne was telling us about the robbery and how the police had come to a dead end. She mentioned the diamond and as soon as she said the name Amanda became quite excited.

“Is it true what they say about it?” she asked, “That it drives people into sex crazy fiends if they touch it?”

“What sort of mumbo jumbo is this you’re spouting? A diamond that turns people sex-mad is ridiculous.”

I could see the fear on Sue Anne’s face as she said, “It isn’t mumbo jumbo, if any one removes that acrylic casing and touches the diamond it makes them into a sort of Jekyll and Hyde. You lose all inhibitions and I mean all. It lasts for about twenty-four. Just one touch and then they become homicidal maniacs dying after their first kill!”

“You see this happen, have you?”

“No, but my great grandfather did and he was given the diamond to watch over. He was the one that had it encased in acrylic. That’s not the only problem. It is the sacred diamond of the now lost Mmbukoo tribe. When he was given it he was told one day a descendant would come bearing the female goddess and the jewel apparently fits into it.”

“Oh, Jake!” Amanda squealed excitedly, “I told you something would turn up.”

“Ok, so what leads did you or the police get? You know I need to start somewhere!”

Sue Anne lifted her large handbag onto the desktop and took out of it a thick file.

“I’m sorry, I’m afraid this is all I have. Except that, just before the robbery this woman wanted to buy it. She said her name was Lady Amber Haverlot and she was at The Grande in Mayfair.”

The frown that came across her face said it all there was bad news from that front, “When you checked they had never had a Lady Amber Haverlot staying there?”

“Oh nooo, she had stayed there alright but left the afternoon of the robbery, but it cannot be her. I met with her and she seemed such a nice person.”

“Could you describe her?”

“Yes, she had thick dark brown hair, very good looking, she looked white but with a deep tan. Green eyes and stood about five-foot-six!”

“Was she thin or fat? You know, anything that might let me recognize her if I find her?”

“Well, that’s the thing. I did take her picture by accident when I answered my cell. You know these newfangled cell phones. It just went off but I don’t think she realized it. I told the police they took a copy but said they couldn’t find her. Really though, I don’t think they believed me.”

I had to admit if I wasn’t so desperate for the money I would have laughed this off too. ‘But hell,’ I thought, ‘let’s see what this broad’s picture looks like.’ I took Sue Anne’s mobile phone and looked at the picture. It wasn’t that good. You could see the full outline but it was slightly blurred and I guess I needed a better look.

In this trade, you get to mix with a lot of weird and wonderful people. I mean you take these two females here. Both capable of being featured on any catwalk. There was an acquaintance of mine that was into all that techy stuff so I just needed to grab the picture from her cell.

“Well, Sue Ann I’ll tell you what I’ll do. I will try and find a lead on this woman if I can. Then I will keep on looking but if I can’t, well, I guess some one’s going to get very rampant when they try and cut that diamond!”

“Worse than that. If its cut up, whoever touches it last will become a homicidal maniac,” she looked so terrified I resisted the urge to laugh.

“Listen, it’s been a long day. How about I take you home just to make sure you get there safely?”

The giggle that came from Amanda I thought was uncalled for, “Ahem!” I muttered, “Wages, pay!” I tried to look sternly at her.

The retort was almost instantaneous, “Wolf, sheepskin.” she could be so dry at times and other’s so bloody cheeky!

“If I was you I would take a cab,” Laughed Amanda. “Sometimes he doesn’t need to touch the Mmboko diamond to think with his little brain, if you understand what I mean?”

By the time she had said this, we were almost out of the door. I headed Sue Ann to the garage and we jumped into my old Chevy. It sure was hard concentrating on driving with her legs almost up in the air. Her skirt virtually right up to her hips I could see her blue panties and my cock was now a tent pole in my pants.

She must have seen it as she said, “Is that for me?” and as I continued to drive down the freeway slowly let her hand rest in my lap.

I don’t know if any of you has driven while a young beautiful lady whom you have just met has started to stroke you over your trousers while you drive? But, believe me, it is so hard to concentrate. Her hand gently stroked my length before saying,

“Mmmmm, that’s nice. You don’t mind, do you?”

Mind? Hell, I was already up to eighty as she eased my cock out of my zip. Taking it and just stroking it, was making it jerk like crazy and if she was going to do what I thought…

“Oh fuck!”

I couldn’t help it. She was stroking me full strokes and her head just dropped into my lap as her mouth sought the head of my now rampant cock. I could feel her trying to deep throat me. Her hot mouth was sucking like a vacuum cleaner in overdrive.

Ok, I am not the biggest in the world at seven inches. I am just on the upper edge of average but her teeth were rasping along the inside of my foreskin. Hell, she was going to make me cum and my speed had already climbed passed the ninety mark and was still climbing.

What was the funny question in my head at that point? It wasn’t, ‘should I cum in her mouth?’ Nope, it was, ‘how fucking fast does this car go flat out and could I control it while shooting into her mouth?’ It didn’t matter anyway. As my speed reached a hundred and ten, I felt my balls contract and I could hear her trying to swallow it all.

Great gulps of my cum. Did I mention that I hadn’t fucked anyone or thing for that matter for almost two months and wow, had she found that out? She eased her mouth off me and with a smile, wiped her lips with her handkerchief.

“You taste delicious. Though I hope you have enough for an encore when we get back to mine?”

I didn’t need to answer. My cock was already responding by coming back to life in a semi-hard reaction. She simply slipped it back into my trousers and pulled up the zip and smiled.

We quickly pulled into her driveway. I didn’t even bother locking the car. We were almost at a run as we headed in through her front door. She quickly stopped to put her thumb onto a little box and started to run up the stairs shouting.

“It’s the new alarm system.” Her blouse hit the stairs as the words came out.

Sure enough, her bra was the match to her panties. My shorts joined the blouse and I almost tripped and fell up the stairs over her skirt. She was now running in just her undies and I was determined to catch her. I almost ripped my jocks off. Thank Gawd I had put clean ones on today and had a shower.

As we hit the bed, I had her bare tits in my hands my mouth almost fully sucking one inside. Flicking her nipple with my tongue, her hips were already undulating. My fingers stroked her down below. She was as smooth as a bald head. I could feel the lips swollen and her clit hard and completely out of its hood.

I thought I would suck her clit but she had other ideas, “No finesse. This time, just fuck me. I am so fucking horny!”

She took my cock and guided its length into her open lips, its girth forcing them open that much more as she started to fuck hard. She was right. No finesse this time. She simply rammed herself onto me. So I thought, ‘well, you want to fuck me,’ and rolled over holding her to me. Her legs touched the mattress and she started fucking

Her groans were getting faster. As they did, they were getting louder. Each time, she was ramming herself further down onto my cock till my balls were touching her body with every slam she did.

“Oh Gawd! Yes, yes, yes! I am going to cum. Fuck me you bastard,”

As she came, my cock unloaded its second cum. Not as much this time but enough to make her shout

“Yes, fill me up. Oh Gawd, yesssssssssssssssss!”

As she came back down, she simply fell over me, her body still holding my limp cock inside her. I thought I would ease her onto her side.

She said, “Let me stay with it inside me unless it’s uncomfortable?”

We slowly drifted off to a light sleep the kind fatigue brings on. The diamond would have to wait until tomorrow. Wonder if all those who come close to this diamond are like Sue Ann? If they are, I’d best start taking stamina pills.

Published 5 years ago

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