Some people are blessed
You can see at a glance
At a Guinness World Records gathering
They met just by chance
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At twenty years old
Barely two feet tall
The worlds shortest woman
Stood by the wall
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She wanted to try
What lurked in the loo
He was thrice her height
From her point of view
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It gave her a fright
The way it stood out
Like a big jutting rock
For he was the man
With the worlds longest cock
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Twenty inches
Long, hard, and white
He got it all in
She was so very tight
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It bulged her throat some
When his balls finally rested
On her sweet bum
His cock fully vested
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When he came in her pussy
She could taste his cum
Buried deep in her sex
It splashed on her tongue
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He walked to the bed
Shortie impaled on his dick
She flopped up and down
On his long, hard stick
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Like a rotisserie chicken
Suspended on his thick spit
Cum dripped from her lips
Both her mouth and her clit
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Filling her, stretching her
His crotch banged her hips
Jarring her clitoris
Pinching her nips
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She thought of the child
They’d make together
He would have the two records
Guinness could tether
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When he were grown
It was a good plan
He’d be the worlds longest
And shortest man
