Booting up her laptop, she lay upon her bed
Not feeling very drowsy, she went online instead
She poked her friend who lives down south, and they began to type
Both turning on their web-cams, as they logged into Skype
Setting out the ground rules, for their romantic tryst
They laid out all their sex toys, to manually assist
They set the scene with faces flushed, both full of sweet desire
With virtual kisses hot enough, to set the screen on fire
They had to turn the volume down, the walls are very thin
As they began to role play, wearing nothing but a grin
Naked as the day they’re born, they acted out the scene
The things that they were doing, were really quite obscene
I want your face between my legs, she typed in upper case
She was on the verge of cumming, you could see it in her face
While making love in cyberspace, our two friends didn’t know
Fate was waiting around the corner, to deal the cruellest blow
Alert box flashed up on the screen, then everything turned sour
Your software needs updating, and this will take an hour
