You know that time in an argument when you say something you really shouldn’t. Well, he hasn’t been paying that much attention to me lately. I told him I had a secret lover.
“Who is he? I’ll kill him.”
“I’m not saying.”
“I’ll find out and bloody kill him, I’m not joking. Just tell me his name.”
“His name?”
“Yes, just give me the name. Is it someone I know?”
“I’m not sure.”
“Give me the bloody name!”
“Okay, it’s Sally.”
“Sally?”
“Yes.”
“Do you mean, Sally is a woman?”
“Yes.”
“Oh, I see. A woman, can I watch?”
Men…
