"Disclaimer: not all tacos are gluten free but mine is."
'I want to fuck you. I want to bend you over the table and fuck you with a strap on so big that it makes Godzilla's dick look small.'This was what I was thinking as I sat casually sipping my...
"Can Chas and Dave fuck their way through a plane full of insatiable futas before it crashes?"
“Enough is enough! I ’ave ’ad it with these motherfuckin’ trouser snakes on this motherfuckin’ plane!” Chas—only her mum called her Charlotte—spat the words out in a spray of cum the moment the tenth cock in as many minutes slid...
"Emperor Thrinklebopple of USA takes an Empress and they have sex. You gonna eat that burger?"
The Tale of Emperor Wallace ThrinkleboppleThe weather was warm and the sky was clear as an unmarked white van drove into the town square. A figure emerged from the driver's side; he was dressed in an opulent uniform consisting of...
"In the clutches of a demon-worshipping cult - Chris is totally fucked!"
A Roman gladiator. That was how I felt, like a Roman gladiator, waiting for my turn to die.Although, of course, it was Hashim, stood beside me in this antechamber, who looked the part, with his chiselled, bronze body gleaming with...
This was probably something I was never meant to see, not to mention hear, but when I came home early with flowers in my hand like the romantic dumbass that I certainly am, with the full intent on surprising her for our...
"What's the score?"
Is it fateHow we relateWhen things are greatWe celebrateWe shift and spinHonoring our winIgnoring our sinsThe darkness withinThere is no painFor me to explainNo way to complainWhen we've gone insaneGoing day by dayIs there any other wayShould I simply stayIs...