Sticking to What You Know

"A novice erotica writer seeks the advice of his girlfriend"

“So,” Patrick asked, “what do you think?”Belinda sucked her lips in and held them, stifling a chuckle. As with their budding relationship, she wanted to nurture her boyfriend’s nascent interest in writing erotica, so she thought better than to laugh...

Staring at the page on which I write, I see the contours of your face. As I trace my fingers over you as if I’m reading Braille, words appear on my page. Words that radiate my emotions, words that fuel...

Muse

"Inspiration at last"

Phone beeped:NEW MESSAGE‘GODDESS WON!!!’Smiling he started evoking... Striding to overcome writer’s block, he sat at a bucolic, shadowy spot. Suddenly the hottest woman ever, naked, appeared before him saying ‘get up‘.Jerked and stripped down, he was given the most delicious fellatio....

The Wonderful Wizard

"Everyone needs inspiration for greatness"

Forty years old and he'd never done anything noteworthy. Then he met this farmer's wife blooming amongst scarlet poppies in fallow farmland whilst trying to write a young people's book."Honestly, young lady, I'm a writer," he insisted. "I'll put you in my book," he pled. "You'll be famous," he...

When getting smutty in the literaturethe Victorians had the right ideain keeping core principles simple;no need to conjure a headache, just put downa pink slit and move on to the gent,a quick prick penning working as goodas any; scribble in...

I’d like to write a poem

"Dedicated to someone very special to me…"

I’d like to write a poemAbout feelings I can’t hideI need to write down in wordsHow I’m feeling deep inside My poem would be dedicatedWith love from me to youIt would help me to express myselfAnd say so much to you A...

Acknowledgements

"My heartfelt thanks"

This book, improbable as it is, would have been impossible without the help, care, feeding, and receptivity of various experts, friends, experts who became friends, friends who became expert at one thing or another, and the various benefits each and...