The Diet Debacle Sexcapade

"One man's forbidden éclair leads to a steamy corporate climax - who knew dieting could be so deliciously dirty?"

Picture this: Fred, a schlubby office drone with the sex appeal of a wet bagel, decides to go on a diet. Why? Because his coworkers keep mistaking his love handles for emergency flotation devices.One day, Fred's boss, Schnabel, calls him...