Hail Santa!

"Sometimes, spelling really does matter."

“FUUUCKK!!!”Both women came together, squirting into the candlelit pentangle to conclude the eight-hour black mass. Sulphuric smoke billowed out, and a huge, red figure appeared in the centre.“Hail Satan!” Tara began. “We–”“Ho! Ho! Ho!” the figure intoned.“What? Give me the...

Three Witches

"Who'll be the "lucky" guy selected to service the witch sisters this year?"

As All Hallows Eve approached, three witches gathered in a clearing deep within the forest.“This is my year to choose, and I shall select a man with a large cock,” said the blonde. “Last year’s man was too small for...

Hans Und Greta

"Hans wanted Greta but the sin was too great and the gypsy girls were so juicy."

The winter in the mountains had been harsh that year.Greta still clung to the belief that everything would work out if they just remained patient and let the winds of fate decide their future. Hans scoffed at the idea just...