"I am Dia Hildea! Mighty Warrior Goddess of the Tri-Tantric Fold!"She is Agnes Paterson, mortgage accountant at City Bank."I claim you, my new sexual slave! Worship me!"She pounces on my body, bits of gilded plastic costume flying everywhere."Venerate these glorious...
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When Shall We Wake?
"Dedicated to my friend, Alan, and all those with a poetic heart"
When shall we wake? Shall we wait, wringing our hands,Until our last child smiles no more?Shall we wait until he’s gone to war? Shall we wait, with a self-righteous tear, as last he feels his mother's love,And ends his life in the streets of...
I Offered You My Heart And Soul
"Sometimes you just have to move on and take care of yourself..."
I wish it could be different, I wish there was another way, If only for the sake of your children, I would have liked to stay. I came into your life a few years back, When you were looking for...
In Search Of A Young Spud, I Mean Stud
"Damn autocorrect ruins another young woman's hopes and dreams..."
There once was a young gal, Who was so very shy, She joined a hot site, Hoping to meet a guy. It took her some time, To really get in the mix, She had to endure getting sent, Endless pictures...
For Our Love Is Eternal
"Just felt like writing another love poem this month...a 67Goat poem..."
Some loves may come your way, And captivate your mind, And some loves may touch your heart, With words so sweet and kind. But, your love has touched me deeper, More than you'll ever know, More than merely capturing my...
Paris Will Never Be The Same
"More of a lost love poem than a love poem...where is Paris anyway?"
I returned to Paris as in days gone by,Now that I’m here, I’m not sure why,For the city that once felt like home,Is a joyless place when you’re alone.I can’t help but recall the older days,Of sipping wine in corner...
Girl, Will You Marry Me?
"This was actually a quick song idea, and it won the monthly contest over on Poetry Craze, btw...:)"
We’ve been together for so long,And I think the time is right,Something I just need to ask you girl,And I need to know tonight.So much has changed for me,Since you came into my life,I need you so much, you see,And...
Actions Speak Louder Than Words
"Not sure what to say here, so I'll just let the words speak for themselves..."
Don’t tell me that you need me, And I’m the best you’ve found, Because if you really needed me, You at least would come around. Don’t talk to me on the phone, Saying words I want to hear, And giving...
My Love Did Sometimes Wander
"Just another poem of love, infidelity, commitment, remorse and whatever..."
My love did sometimes wander,And my thoughts did often roam,From the one who held them dear,And gave my love a home.But I was young and restless,And my heart would long to play,Never thinking of the one I’d hurt,When my love...
My Girlfriend Told Me She’s Gay
"Thought I'd start the new year out with a bit of fun...and no, this is not a true story..."
I had a girlfriend who told me she's gay,My first reaction was to say "No way."I gave this situation some heavy thought,It seemed so against everything I was taught,I told her she just had to go,Who it was I didn't...