"A traffic stop gets weird"
The driver’s pants were unzipped, stiff cock protruding. I rolled my eyes and opened my notebook, contemplating what charges to bring.“What’s going on here?” I asked.“I’m having sex with my sweet pumpkin,” he said, grinning.I glanced at the passenger seat...
"It's a Black Day Miracle. You Know Black Day Right? Meh, no problem I explain it here. Also based on true-ish events."
As far as back as I can remember I never liked Valentine’s Day, I can’t remember not dreading it. From elementary school spending an inordinate amount of time writing out those stupid cards, I didn’t want to buy cards to...
"He had to leave for an appointment so I took an appointment for my cock up his wife's butt."
I parked my car where I usually did. After placing the cover on it, I was ready to walk into the house. I saw him then, leaving the house with a bag."Going to get groceries, Dan?" I asked him."I have...
"Look what the cat dragged in..."
Violet yawned and stretched before sauntering into the bedroom; her claws that she never seemed to sheathe clicked loudly across the hardwood floor signaling her arrival.Selena, however, was too busy to give her furry best friend more than a casual...
"Emperor Thrinklebopple of USA takes an Empress and they have sex. You gonna eat that burger?"
The Tale of Emperor Wallace ThrinkleboppleThe weather was warm and the sky was clear as an unmarked white van drove into the town square. A figure emerged from the driver's side; he was dressed in an opulent uniform consisting of...
Do you think Castaway ever got lonely enough to fuck Wilson? When he was out there all alone on that island?It was a weird thought Jace had woken up with and it had lingered inside his head all day for...
"This might be my weirdest story yet"
"So, Blake, if you could fuck any of the Disney Princesses who would you pick?" Chris asked before taking a large chug of Surge and burping.These were our usual school lunch conversations. It was always full of 'would you rather'...
Wacky waving inflatable tube men get me horny, but I don't know why. I watch the way they move in the wind and feel my body begin to tense and tingle. Holy fuck, the feelings that flood through me are incredible.A few...