"Rumour has it that the Empress of All Russia was a dirty bitch. Let's find out."
"I've got one." "Sssshhhh." "But..." "What have I said about when I'm reading?" "I'm not to disturb you when you're reading." "What am I doing?" "You're reading, but..." "Look, how many times do I have to tell you that I really don't care about your puerile computer...
"Carol’s night out turns out to be more adventurous than planned."
The Bear on the Hill is one of my regular drinking establishments on a Friday evening. I seemed to have reserved this place in the corner consisting of a couple of chairs, a table that’s just high enough to sit under...
"Two Georges and an over-sized hand."
"So you can't write dialogue.""Nope. Not at all. Rubbish at it.""Are you sure that it's can't and not don't?" "Can't, don't. Six of one and half a dozen of the other. The stories are all me, me, me. No dialogue because there's...
"Sheila catches the son of the Guest House owners wanking into her worn knickers"
Sheila Metcalf stayed at the same seaside Guest House two or three times a year and had done over the last fifteen years or so. She originally went there with her late husband Colin, but sixty-one-year-old Sheila had continued to...
"Powerless to the infamous Zarana"
It is Friday night. Zarana’s motorbike purrs as she rides across the square. Her leather-clad body feels the motorbike’s engine throbbing between her thighs. She parks up and pulls off her helmet; long black hair falls down her back. Her...
"After being teased the neighbouring, farmer’s daughter. I had no other choice to relieve myself."
In Britain, we often experience several different season’s weather in a day. One minute there’s glorious spring sunshine — then, before you realise, the heavens have opened and there’s rain or even hail, sleet, and snow. These changes move rapidly...
"Wife out for the evening."
I was woken by the ring of my mobile which was on the table next to the bed, I looked at the alarm clock, its' red display was telling me it was forty-five past two in the morning. I looked at the...
"Sandra, their mother, caught them, she acted and it changed their lives."
The water was hot against my skin and I lathered and lathered my body more times than I wanted to remember. Did I just do that, I thought. My pussy wasn’t dirty but I kept cleaning it as if I...
"Listen to the audio version here: https://www.girlonthenet.com/blog/all-in-hand-masturbation-erotica/"
I study your portrait and read your words with breathless anticipation. Study every letter and imagine them rolling off your tongue, dancing from your sultry mouth to the erotic Southern Hemisphere cadence of your voice, showering me in their implied...
"Boyfriends play in their girlfriends' knickers."
The boys were left home alone after their respective girlfriends had gone off on a hen weekend together. They soon started enjoying themselves, getting high and playing video games. After a few more beers, the talk turned to sex. They...