"Claire wants to apply to the Royal Academy of Fucking."
The name is Ouettecunte: Jane Ouettecunte. A highly distinguished old Saxon name, I am told by my husband. Mine was Bloggs; so you could say I have married into pedigree – and it suits me. Ouettecunte is, of course, the...
"Just another day in the bucolic British countryside."
Eva scooped squished pumpkin flesh and cum from her cleavage, slurping it from her palm as she surveyed the village hall. Naked bodies lay tangled in satiated sleep amongst a chaos of demolished cakes, broken jack-o’-lanterns, and abused prize-winning vegetables.Jingling...
"What will Daphne and Lucy do now?"
CUNT IS A CONCEPT!proclaimed a banner, in gaudy capital letters.A WOMAN’S RIGHT TO COCK!demanded another.FUTA RIGHTS ARE HUMAN RIGHTS!announced a third. And a fourth posed the existential question:ASSIGNED CUNT AT BIRTH…?“God, look at them,” sneered Gaia, as she stood by...
""Alvin got submerged in a gooey chocolate body of water! What awaits the other guests? Let's find out from Vincent's view!"
Vincent, a hot young Caucasian teenager with blonde hair and green eyes, didn't plan on winning the contest. But he did. He was just having a little trip to his local candy store, chose a chocolate bar, and 'BOOM' he...
""Earn a chance to win a tour of the famous Chocolate factory, owned by Mr. Candyman himself!""
Alvin, a handsome Caucasian teenage male with chestnut hair and brown eyes, was so excited when he found the ticket. Considering he loved to eat, it was no surprise he won. Of course, he had taken a little bite out...
Nurtured from seed, the basil's burst forth under the sun's caress. Each leaf plucked perfumes the air with a heady, almost carnal scent. Trug filled, knees weak, I stagger in.Mortar overflowing, I began the slow ritual. Pound and turn, press,...
"A journey of finding oneself amongst the stars"
Silk.That’s what encrusted Talia while she drifted. Long wavy locks of soft charcoal hair were both a cushion and a stream on her pale cheeks and over her High Holiday best. Two piercing eyes carved from jade peered over the...
"♫’Tis the season to get messy, fa la la la la la la la la!♫"
“It’s getting late,” Naomi said, hoping Emmanuel would take the hint, stop playing with his new tablet, and notice the decreasingly subtle way she was invading his personal space, but just got a non-committal grunt. I really didn’t think his...
"What will happen to Jill Bates now?"
The sun has barely risen this wintry Sunday morning, and fog swirls across the path and canal outside the front door of Claire’s Cunt Kitchen.“Brad, shut the blinds, will you?” calls Claire from deep within the bowels of her kitchen....
"When time is the enemy, how much do you risk?"
The Liège waffles dusted with cinnamon and drizzled honey wasn't the only reason that Paolo's became my favourite café. Mia contributed, all smiles and freckles on sun-kissed cheeks.She raises an eyebrow, pen poised, lid chewed. "The usual?"Bubbly, cheeky, and 90210...
