#9: Pump and Dump

"100 words, 100% true!"

We agreed on being friends with cuddles but occasionally revert to friends with benefits.“I’m not horny anymore,” she admits, “But I know I said we’d have sex tonight.”“So…”“You can do a pump and dump,” she smirks.Mounting her missionary style, I...

The Couple That Spanked Before – Part 3: Now And Then

"A face from the past ignites Bertie's memory"

NOWThe aphorism that “you never forget your first” was one that had always bothered Bertie.For one, which ‘first’ was it referring to? His first crush would have been on a classmate in grade school, but which classmate or even which...

My Secret Crush

"I admire her from a distance"

I step into the classroomHoping that you are thereMy chest pounds with my heartbeatAs I spot you sitting in that chairI take a seat, but not too closeToo afraid you might become awareMy eyes shift to glance your wayAnd I...

Soy Milk Latte, The Coffee Shop

"A tale of unrequited love or lust for that impossibly beautiful girl in a local coffee shop"

Soy Milk Latte—for Lauren, his favourite order of the day.She was beautiful, ethereal, and graceful, with mermaid hair and an easy freckly smile, and he lusted after her.Made with extra care, he called her name, handing the beverage to her.A...

The Couple That Spanks Together – Part 6: You Bet Your Ass

"In which a friend forces Bertie to confront his secrets"

Her name was Sophie, and she’d worked in the restaurant for as long as Bertie had been around. She’d worked as a table greeter and a waitress, and had even put in shifts cleaning dishes when the job had demanded...