Haiku Pants

"Distraction on my morning walk"

She walks past my door8 am every day.In her jogging pants. I first noticed heron my morning power walk.A tall slim woman. The cut of those pantsdraws my eyes to hips that sway.A beckoning bum. My heart rate quickensas her pace outstrips my...

Avoiding The Kids Quickie

"You can’t always be really romantic, but sometimes you can at least be opportunistic."

Her:We’ve been on a nice romantic run lately. It could be how the weather has been getting nicer, or that both of our works have been less stressful, or that we’ve been able to understand some things about each other...

Raising More Than Funds

"Making the most of a special night out at a fancy fundraiser."

Him:Tonight is one of the big fancy fundraisers for a big foundation that funds your work.  They can obviously be a little stuffy and weird with all the donor types around, but I’m excited for us to have an excuse...

Honeymoon Chapter Three

"The orgy was on."

Jim and I spent the early hours before the party relaxing on the beach, people-watching, and soaking up some sun in my barely there bikini. We retired to the tiki bar for a little refreshment to loosen up, before returning...

Honeymoon Chapter One

"Beach walks and some hot sex"

I was very apprehensive the Monday after dinner with Julie and Paul, as Jim and I drove to work. He advised me not to say anything about the night unless Julie addresses it with me.We stopped and got breakfast for...