"She's irresistible on her porch hammock, and I see no reason to resist."
I wake up in an empty bed. Blinking against the morning sunlight spilling into the room, I squint toward the windows. My grimace turns to a smile as I see the foliage swaying in the gentle breeze and the bright...
"Sister Agnes, a virgin nun, dies and goes to a heavenly place where sex is required."
The spirit of Sister Agnes met a bearded, white-robed figure with a benevolent smile standing just outside the pearly gates. "Saint Peter?" she asked. She was wearing the same kind of white robe which, frankly, was a bit thin and...
"Making our fantasies come true in Negril, Jamaica."
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