False Friend — Or: “Pain” In The Butt
"It's when the seam of the white latex glove snaps against the wrist that one usually gulps audibly with eyes open wide and wonders how it came to this."
“You want pain in the butt?” in her cute French accent. Her go-to phrase as a reply to my not-so-subtle advances. They are a bit hit-and-miss, strongly leaning on the miss. Well, one out of ten is rewarding enough.She must...