The Elevator

"It's not every day that you get to be sucked off by Queen Cleopatra"

Paris; 2020. I had been wandering around aimlessly for more than an hour, after finding the Gare d’Orsay art museum was closed because of the Covid-19 Lockdown.I’d come to Paris expressly to study the famous museum’s furniture collections for my...

Jodi

"Got my trailer loaded by the forklift driver and I got my balls unloaded by the office clerk."

I had one of those encounters that you only read about.  I’m a truck driver and the other day I was picking up a load from a customer and ran into this hot little clerk named Jodi. As Paul Harvey used...