"Girls, don’t you hate it when your guy acts like a total tit?"
“‘One Tit Out’? Whassat about, Jack?”“It’s a forum for posting photos.” Fapfap…Sigh… “But she’s got both tits out!”“Yes, but you can only see one of them…” Fapfap…“Well, if you’re gonna call it that, then she should only ‘ave one out...
"Carl calls the judge then wants to take Cathy for her dress - Cathy has another idea"
“Hey, lover man, are we going to stay in bed all day?” Cathy whispered in my ear.“Are we still out of milk?” I yawned.“Yes, I’m afraid so, but you can try. Anytime you want. Please try,” she purred.Cathy jumped out...
"Carl hates Christmas, so he's at his friend's bar where he meets a young woman"
“Hey Mickey, how are you?”“Hey Carl. What’s up? Merry Christmas,”Yeah, sure. Same to you. How about a shot? It’s so fucking cold out there. It’s the coldest Christmas Eve I remember in forever.”“Sure. I’ll pour two, and we can celebrate...
"Valerie and Jeff make plans for their first Christmas"
Jeff got up during the night and went to the bathroom. When he got back in bed, he put his arm around Valerie, and her T-shirt was gone. He “woke” Valerie up.“Honey, someone has stolen your T-shirt. And that is...
"The risk of getting caught isn't enough to keep Opal from Gabe."
Even after I stopped shaking from my orgasm, Gabe kept me on his lap. His fingers continued their fondling; when he grazed my swollen clit, I involuntarily rocked my hips. That made him laugh low and soft.Leaning back against him,...
"Mark and Pam get the report from the doctor"
I felt Pam sneak back into bed, then she cuddled up next to me. She pulled the covers up to her eyes and shivered. Yep, that little cold butt found my warm torso, I smiled to myself.“Cold?” I inquired.“No,” Pam...
"Finley's got it bad for his mom's best friend."
There was a lot I hated about being a socially awkward nineteen-year-old. But the thing I hated most? Not being able to tell the woman of my dreams that I loved her. Like, literally not being able to say those...
"Talia has a plan to seduce her former stepfather."
My first move? Sending Rory a seemingly innocent text: Happy Friday! Any plans?He quickly responded. Talia, it's great to hear from you! No plans, just relaxing at home after a long week.I imagined my former stepfather all alone, still a...
"Pam wants to prepare for the party - Mark has other ideas"
Saturday morning, no rush, no alarm, no Pam. Where the hell is she? Then I heard her shuffling things around the second bedroom. When she emerged, she was wearing a robe and a grin.“I’m going for our coffee, Lover,” she...
"Pam greets Mark as only Pam can"
I was pulling in the driveway as the garage door was rising. Pam was standing in a cheerleader’s outfit that they would never allow on the field. She was jumping up and down, clapping and her tits were in the...