Pass The Hat

"Inexperience leads her to the lascivious excess she's always craved."

Thirty-Five.  Friendless.  Virgin.  Un-dated.  Un-fucked.    That was me.I don't know why that was ever the case, but decades of inexplicable shame and natural reticence stopped me from ever sharing my kissable mouth, spankable ass, suckable titties, angry slit, and snarling...

Eating And/As Fucking

"Cooking dinner turns to urgent blow job, tit fucking, ass licking..."

He was making shakshuka and Otis Redding was playing. Outside it was raining theatrically, performatively, un-Londonly in defiant refusal of the city’s politesse. Its grammar of mannerly evisceration and well-behaved alienation, intelligible to those raised to guarantee its proliferation, nebulously comprehensible...