"Christmas is doing a little something extra for someone. - Charles M. Schulz"
Who gives a flying fuck about rules on the last day of school? Not Sara; nor her besties. For they were the Coven; that self-styled moniker proclaiming us-versus-them defiance. Hitching tartan St Joseph skirts centimetres above a generous interpretation of...
"She gets fucked in the pool at her husband’s pool party."
I was a First Team All-American swimmer in high school, went to college on a swim team scholarship, and graduated with a degree in Actuarial Science at twenty-one. I got a job with a major re-insurance company doing catastrophic risk...
"Ice can melt in the damnedest places!"
The beach was teeming with people on a sultry afternoon. He walked carefully through the crowd of sunbathers back to the beach towel where she laid on her tummy.Her sun-kissed hair danced in the breeze instead of being tucked away...
"In a follow-up to Blue Balls, Mr.B’s IOU is paid up in full by his gorgeous, slutty neighbor."
For over a week since she gave me her IOU for some unspecified sexual favor, I hadn’t seen anything of my neighbor, Suzanne; nor Angelo - her boyfriend with the small penis but the powerful sports car. I wasn’t ballsy enough...