In the Ear

"Out of control during routing examination . . ."

I was sitting on the exam table in just my underwear when the nurse came in to take my vital signs; nothing out of the ordinary ‑ pulse, respiration, and temperature. Although I had thought about having my temperature taken...

Just Measure It Rectally!

"A female patient is surprised when "rectal temperature" becomes the option . . ."

“Just measure it rectally...” Those are the words that I heard as I sat on the exam table. But first, how did I get there? Well . . . I guess I picked up some germs or something, so is...