To the edge

"A nice way to start your day"

Morning, sleepyhead. You came to bed so late last night, there was no time to play. What say I pull this sheet down, huh? Let's see what we have. Mmm, that looks tasty. I'll rest my head on your thigh...

The Staring Contest

"No matter who blinks first, we both win."

"Let's have a staring contest," you suggest out of the blue. "What are you? Six?" I shoot back. "No," you say, pouting cutely. "Come on, I'm bored." 'Bored' doesn't even begin to describe the situation. It's Sunday afternoon and raining....