"After searching and talking about my desire for a relationship with a woman, it finally happened."
One of my dreams was to be with a woman. To do this, I needed a plan. I talked to my friends at Lush and tried a couple of things. One was to set up close to the strippers at...
"Where do you want the pole, you sexy treat?"
I've been a very naughty elf. My mischievous adventures have got me into a heap of trouble with the big man in red.Busy, busy, busy. The workshop is always a flurry of activity with elves painting trucks and stuffing toy...
"She sleeps in the day. Get out of her way."
For some reason, Forebrain was all wrapped up in trying to dig up the key events in my long, weird life that had brought me here. Specifically, Club Naw-Tee, the awfully named second-dingiest tit bar in the state, where I...
"Mister gets a lap dance from a nice girl from Baynaskbra."
Her body moved to a beat others couldn’t hear as our pulses slammed in unison with the blow. I expected her to get all herky-jerky with its pounding rhythms, but instead she went the other way, a slow motion sexual...
""Candy" dances again, and then discusses what $9,643 will buy."
“Mitzi” hobbled off the stage, no richer than when she’d walked onto it. I knew she made most of her wad giving incredibly overpriced handies in VIP; her technique wasn’t bad. I preferred her oral.With Jennifer out of view, Lizard...
"Sir discovers a newbie stripper unlike all the other girls he's hooked on coke."
It was just past eleven as I dismounted my motorcycle and walked up to the front door of “San Garibaldi’s Own” Club Naw-Tee. Judging by the cars in the parking lot, I guessed the joint was only moderately busy; I...
"Uncovering Pamela's murky past, Colt drew a line in the sand, sparking a passionate pledge."
Colt shifted in his seat, his face awash in the spectrum of neon glow. Overhead, a glitter ball rotated, sending shards of light skittering across Pamela’s bedroom, dancing on the floor, up the walls, and onto the ceiling. The air...
"She was a good looking old gal."
I recently bought a house in an older part of town with plans of flipping it, but the more I worked on it, the more it grew on me. The old house had too much character, and I decided to...
"Gaby's friend Ly was scheduled to do a bachelor party. Ly was injured, so Gaby reluctantly agrees to step in"
Gaby's phone blared with the frantic ring of her best friend. With a sense of dread, she answered and listened as Ly's panicked voice filled her ear. Her heart sank as she heard that Ly had broken her ankle, but...
"Two disgruntled strippers fuck, plot revenge on their boss"
“My girls!” Larry Doyle called out from the front of the locker room at the Minx Mixer Lounge. His voice was as cheerful as an off-the-shelf greeting card, and there had been a time when both of those things might...