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The No. 1 Lesbian Detective Agency: What The Girl With The Pearl Earring Saw

"“We reveal more of ourselves in the lies we tell than we do when we try to tell the truth.” — DOROTHY SALISBURY DAVIS"

The Princess of Wales paused; her eyes sought out the Netherlands’ Ambassador. Having sighted his supportive smile, she concluded her speech:“The exhibition’s highlight is the two Vermeer paintings I’ll now unveil. The one on your left is a delight, the...

Unerotica – Kangaroos

""See what you can do with kangaroos then," said Daisy."

Auntie Dot barrow boys, lame duckable, but God they mangled strine.“Sexy meanz Aussie, like Beanz Meanz Heinz,” one said.“Like Tim-tams, vegemite,” his twin brother chimed.“Me? Kangaroos?” I asked.“You’re a corker shelia. But kangaroos sexy? You’re as mad as a cut snake.”“You...