"Accidnets do happen, is this an example?"
An Accidental Misunderstanding It's been seven hours since I left the three of them at the cabin. It was planned as a fortieth birthday party for Tyler, by his wife Betty, and my, well now soon to be, ex-wife Veronica. I’m...
"Vinci finds himself accidently sent to the past!"
The cell door closed with a frightening finality. Vinci thought that he shouldn’t call it a cell since it had no resemblance to a Twenty-First Century jail cell, but the feeling was the same. He was confused as to why...
"Our weekend had been a long time coming"
“I’m here.”Her text appeared on my phone the second I took it off airplane mode.My day had dragged. The more I wanted it to move along, the slower it seemed to go. Traveling from the West Coast, my only thought...
"Caroline goes back to 19th century Paris to look for the painter Degas"
Caroline dumped her books so loudly on the table that it caused Mike to look up momentarily from his laptop.“Hi, Caroline, I take it the tutorial didn’t go so well?”Caroline slumped onto the chair opposite him.“The pompous bitch basically told...
"Ever had the kind of day you could relive forever?"
We've all seen the film, we've all heard the premise: Groundhog Day. It's funny, right? Okay, yeah, for Bill Murray it's a total fucking nightmare, isn't it? I'm not Bill Murray, though; my Groundhog Day's better than his. This is...
George Lax was a millionaire and was divorced twice. He did not want to have any more wives because the first two got hefty settlements. George was looking for young women who wanted to be spoiled by a rich older...
"Two newly-weds discover themselves and each other."
Maylin didn't know which gave her more pride. Graduating to her Master's (Craig exasperated her by continually calling it her 'Mistress's') or, three months later, her wedding to Craig. Craig, ten months older than Maylin, so already twenty-three, earned good...
"Good spirits never die, they are born again!"
They called him a savage because he knew nothing of quantum physics. Yet, he understood the being of the sun and the stars. He had never heard of a time machine, nor had he ridden the Iron Horse. Never mind,...
"We all live in eternity."
I prepared for time travelI said goodbye to all my friends and familyI stripped off my clothesI took the secret potionMy body was wrapped in a white biodegradable shroudLoaded on a boatDropped in the ocean I awoke in the arms of...
"The next-door twins get together with Katie and Toby and me"
It was Sunday after lunch and everything at my house was quiet. Haley was in their room, presumably doing homework, more likely on her phone. Danny was on my laptop, doing who knows what, but presumably not masturbating. Presumably. I...
