My One and Only

"The funny and inept story of my initiation to sex"

Intro: This is a true story—the sometimes comedic, sometimes pathetic, almost always inept story of my entry into the wonderful world of sex. You’ll notice, I’m sure, that there’s no anal. In the early 60’s asses were for shitting, not...

Neighbour in need

"My leggy neighbour's car broke down and I helped her out"

The other morning on my way back from dropping the kids at school, yes I do sometimes have to spend my valuable time on activities such as these; I noticed my neighbour’s car standing at the side of the road...

Cult of Sexuality-Part 4

"Where is the line between need and desperation?"

The next morning, Steven prepared to go to work. He told me that he worked as an electronics salesman, but was going to quit his job. It was 7am and the others were still either sleeping or had already left...

A Yummy Mummy

"Shopping trolley accident results in a torrid afternoon between older man and yummy young mummy."

I still weigh little more than I did when I was in my twenties, as I try to either cycle or run six days every week, and I am often told that I could pass for ten years younger than...

Closing the Sale

"I have to go the extra distance to close a sale."

Working as a self-employed agent selling home ventilation systems wasn’t a great job, but only because it involved quite a high proportion of appointments at night: it was sometimes frustrating to complete an apparently successful sales pitch to the lady...