"Don't tell my mother I had a car accident"
Ring, Ring “Hello Scott, I just got in an accident with my mother’s car. Can you come down to Oak Street and get me? I’m right near Toby’s Bar and Grill. Please don’t tell my mother.” “I’ll come and get...
"It was just a question, though not an innocent one."
"Bad news ladies," I said seconds after hanging up the phone. "Your mom is stuck out of town and won't be home in time to watch the ball drop. Looks like we'll have to ring in the new year without...
"My step-father masturbates on the couch while I watch him."
It was Saturday morning when my mother walked into the kitchen where I was finishing my bowl of cereal. She was about to start her Saturday morning ritual of going to the gym and grocery shopping. We talked as I...
(This is, for now, the last of a 4 part series ... I've left the door open for more, but don't know when I will be able to write it). By the time Mary came to visit us, 6 weeks...
