Hail Santa!

"Sometimes, spelling really does matter."

“FUUUCKK!!!”Both women came together, squirting into the candlelit pentangle to conclude the eight-hour black mass. Sulphuric smoke billowed out, and a huge, red figure appeared in the centre.“Hail Satan!” Tara began. “We–”“Ho! Ho! Ho!” the figure intoned.“What? Give me the...