Crowd Pleaser

"Don't let performance anxiety get in the way of having a good day"

My ship crashed and burnedI ran through the savannahThere were many colorful flowersI slowed to a walkThe sky was blueI climbed a mountain of hairy, white fleshI made my way to a great caveI slept on the hooded eye of a...

Alien to Pleasure

"Careful, objects in the mirror may be less human than they appear..."

SEVEN DAYS AGO:Zilla ~ The force of impact jolted her against the forcefield holding her to the seat. "Ooooofff!" The images on the screen were roiling clouds of dust showing the world outside her craft.  Eyeing her new environment with eagerness,...

Cyberwhore

"Kevin is a regular patron of Cyberwhore."

“So, you’re a patron of Cyberwhore then, Kev?” asked Jeff with a sneer. Kevin nodded sheepishly. How had he let something like that slip out? “What’s wrong with the alternatives, Kev?” Jeff persisted, sipping from his beer glass in the...

Colonizing Andromeda – part one

"Five spaceships set out on a 20 year journey to colonize a distant planet"

Humanity had decided that the time and technology had finally arrived to go out and populate another planet. Seventy-five years earlier, when the trip took almost forty years, unmanned scout ships had been sent out to survey other galaxies for...

The Prince of Valentinium

"Light-years away from home, can he find his mate before it's too late?"

The Prince of Valentinium Exodus. In an effort to save what remained of their drastically reduced population, the people of Valentinium decided, in the year 5571 B.C.E., to undertake the perilous task of evacuation. Though their home planet remained lush...