"while her lovers entered from the front!"
I suppose it even happened to cavemen. You come home from a hard day of hunting dinosaurs with a club and find your woman in the back of the cave getting boinked by another caveman. Of course, being a sensitive,...
"Yes. You."
So how big is it - No, keep it in your pants It could be a fucking firehose for all I care But all I want to know is if you can make me feel it With just your words...
"His prayers were answered!"
I couldn't believe I was sitting in church, wearing a suit and tie. Debbie sat beside me in a frilly pink and white dress, a silly pink hat on her head. It was 1971, and that's how people dressed on...
"Or did I?"
I was twenty-six when Cheryl called and acted like we were old friends. We were from the same small town, a thousand miles away, and I didn't think we had ever spoken. She was the most beautiful and popular girl...