Holy Matri-moan-y

"She really loves her husband"

She was on her knees tugging at his belt with a grin that made his knees weak. Her wedding dress bunching up around her feet.“Mmm, I love your cock,” she murmured around him. “God, I love being married.”He groaned, hand...

Halloween Cums Just Once a Year

"So many pussies and only one cock"

Halloween, when ghosts and ghoulies aboundOr Succubi and zombies prowlWe drink and dance and singDress up as werewolves that howl A vampire in fishnets and heelsFriend as a cop or a crookThe eve of revelry and funAnd if you’re lucky, a...

The Spider

"What does a monster spider really want?"

Muffet, sitting on her stool, eating cheese, meditated on the previous night's orgy.Mr Horner, a thumb up his ass, getting blown. Mary, a furry, wearing a sheep outfit. Muffin man, getting his buns buttered. Jack, dripping hot candle wax on...

Ode to Low pH

"Some w̶e̶i̶r̶d̶ INTERESTING ideas come from discussions....."

My Lover has a pussy grandThat has a trait uniqueIt seeps an acid nectar thereThat leaves the sipper weakHer panties never can be wholeFor such leakage wrecks its tollThe silken fabric is no matchAnd always has a holeI take precautions...

Brad, The Underwhelmingly Inept Ghost

"Her place is haunted... by a self-conscious spirit."

“Fuck, I should have known better,” Ella muttered under her breath, reaching for the bag of breakfast cereals, “than to—Argh!—let a ghost have his way with me.” She slammed the door of the cupboard with determined frustration. “And a desperate...

A Stupid Love Song

"It really is"

I need you now If not before thenI can't stop wonderin'When I'll feel you againThe same old songAnd that stupid danceI just can't quit youI never stand a chanceTo be freeTo be meBut once you're goneI feel such a voidI cry...

I Wish I Never Met You

"A silly, little poem by a silly, silly girl"

I wish I'd never met you,I wish you weren't still here. I wish I didn't have these thoughts,I wish you'd disappear.I try to toughen up,And pretend like I don't care.But the truth is, I still think of you,In my mind, you're...

Dobalina

"Idiosyncratic"

The plan has always beenThat this is not part of the planStill we stand where we standAnd I will forever hold your handBut this is not part of the planIt’s so hard to describeSo no one understandsThis cannot be plannedThis...