Halloween Cums Just Once a Year

"So many pussies and only one cock"

Halloween, when ghosts and ghoulies aboundOr Succubi and zombies prowlWe drink and dance and singDress up as werewolves that howl A vampire in fishnets and heelsFriend as a cop or a crookThe eve of revelry and funAnd if you’re lucky, a...

The Spider

"What does a monster spider really want?"

Muffet, sitting on her stool, eating cheese, meditated on the previous night's orgy.Mr Horner, a thumb up his ass, getting blown. Mary, a furry, wearing a sheep outfit. Muffin man, getting his buns buttered. Jack, dripping hot candle wax on...

Ode to Low pH

"Some w̶e̶i̶r̶d̶ INTERESTING ideas come from discussions....."

My Lover has a pussy grandThat has a trait uniqueIt seeps an acid nectar thereThat leaves the sipper weakHer panties never can be wholeFor such leakage wrecks its tollThe silken fabric is no matchAnd always has a holeI take precautions...

Brad, The Underwhelmingly Inept Ghost

"Her place is haunted... by a self-conscious spirit."

“Fuck, I should have known better,” Ella muttered under her breath, reaching for the bag of breakfast cereals, “than to—Argh!—let a ghost have his way with me.” She slammed the door of the cupboard with determined frustration. “And a desperate...

A Stupid Love Song

"It really is"

I need you now If not before thenI can't stop wonderin'When I'll feel you againThe same old songAnd that stupid danceI just can't quit youI never stand a chanceTo be freeTo be meBut once you're goneI feel such a voidI cry...

I Wish I Never Met You

"A silly, little poem by a silly, silly girl"

I wish I'd never met you,I wish you weren't still here. I wish I didn't have these thoughts,I wish you'd disappear.I try to toughen up,And pretend like I don't care.But the truth is, I still think of you,In my mind, you're...

Dobalina

"Idiosyncratic"

The plan has always beenThat this is not part of the planStill we stand where we standAnd I will forever hold your handBut this is not part of the planIt’s so hard to describeSo no one understandsThis cannot be plannedThis...

Really Feely

"Well this is easy isn't it"

Am I scared?Maybe a bitNever enoughTo call it quitsBecause this is itSo easyAnd so rareWith youI just careNothing to bewareNo secretsNo ghostsNo egosNeed to boastMy love, your hostFingertipsSoftened sighsI am yoursAll the timeAs you are mineThis must be itNo more...