"Joy really wants to act..."
Fuck, thought Joy, as she settled into her cubicle at the Royal National Institute for the Deaf Message Relay Centre. Eight more hours relaying inane bullshit down a telephone line, she continued to self-commiserate, as she logged onto her TTY:...
"WS's publisher nags him, but a play involving randy witches might be the result."
Dear Will, Long time no see. I hope you're in the pink.It's ages since we got together for a drink.We need to have some urgent talks about your play.'Twas long ago, your last one saw the light of day.And once...
""If you think that your dreams are true, then I see you've been visited by Queen Mab." Romeo and Juliet - Act 1 sc 4"
“Shakespeare's a paedophile, Miss.”Joolz was struggling to keep her class under control.“He is not!”“But Miss, that line about my child not seeing fourteen years. Doesn’t that mean that Juliet was only thirteen when she shagged Romeo?”The rest of the class...
"Everyone has problems. I do my best to help."
1 April 2021 Ms Cum GirlCum CottageLower Snatch DrippingCunnyshire Dear Ms CumIt has been brought to our attention here at 'The Daily Heil Publishing Corporation' that the saddo website you're so fond of frequenting is hosting an international competition, and that as...
"Lisa helps Will better understand Shakespeare's poetry."
“And that will be all for today guys.” Lisa addressed the group of students cheerfully, making sure to smile and nod at each one reassuringly.“Make she you look over the poems we discussed, especially you Dagon.” She awkwardly smiled at...
"A modern look at Romeo and Juliet"
Let me tell you a story about two young lovers, A tragic love story, been told by many others. The servants of Montague, and of Capulet, Fought for their Masters, sometimes until death. Escalus warned them not to breach the peace...
"If Shakespeare had continued to write porn..."
If you have spunk, prepare to spill it now.You all do know this thong. I rememberThe first time ever Sarah put it on;'Twas on a summer's evening in her tent,That day she came over the Nervii.Look! in this place ran...
"If Shakespeare had written a porn...."
Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your wives!What light through yonder beaver breaks?It is the yeast and the clitoris is my sun.I saw the source of morning dew betwixt thine thighs asI removed my source of Grecian power,As if King Midas...
"An older man speaks to his young lover"
I won’t compare you to a summer’s day like Shakespeare did when wooing his true love, nor say impediments won’t mar the way our two minds meet or obstacles won’t shove our hearts apart and what we share won’t alter....