My new gadget

"I need a new cell phone but what I find in much, MUCH better!!!"

I fucking hate it when the big phone companies refuse to bend just a little bit to keep a long time customer happy. To this end, I severed the remainder of my two year contract, paid the assholes off and...

Kitten’s icey adventure

"She said she liked it hot, i challenged that."

The room was dark, and we had lost power. We had decided to light candles so that we could see around our small room. The flickering light licked up the walls of our small room. Our bed was big enough...