The Naughty Cupboard

"Our secret place"

The bashful glances and eyelash romances, I wanted to make the first move.Your cute smile, eyes meeting ‘cross the files,I was too shy, but with a point to prove. Were you teasing, when I was freezing,In the chiller, and you...

My new gadget

"I need a new cell phone but what I find in much, MUCH better!!!"

I fucking hate it when the big phone companies refuse to bend just a little bit to keep a long time customer happy. To this end, I severed the remainder of my two year contract, paid the assholes off and...