The Bacchanalian Threesome That Cancelled Christmas; Rudolph Roasted Too!!
"The North Pole Times: All the News That's Unfit to Print"
“Fuck Christmas. I wanna shag sluts.” Santa's reindeer detoured to the North Pole pharmacy. Two bodacious babes prominent on the naughty list were, unsurprisingly, underdressed.Santa's schlong stretched one strumpet’s sopping snatch. Santa-seed spurted; Rudolph stomped his hoof impatiently. Venison’s invigorating...