My Teenie Weenie Halloweenie

"Beware the dark web on Halloween…"

It’s Halloween. I sit alone… naked… in darkness, so the monsters (trick-or-treaters) won’t know I’m home. My mouse hovers over Teenie Weenie Halloweenie. Click. I’m sucked into the screen — pumpkins a tight squeeze. A horde of lewd-scribbled micro doors besieges me. All but “Incest”...