Yet Another Night In Cancun
"Escorting a lady to her room at the resort."
"Hi.""Hi.""Listen, I'd like to have a wake-up call in Bungalow 7-D for 6 AM, please.""I'd love to wake you up at 6 AM, but unfortunately, I'm not one of the hostesses.""O, I'm sorry. You were sitting at the table and...