Bristol II

"A night to remember"

After my experience with various hotels, I discovered a better alternative - staying in a local house in a 'spare room'. The benefits were manifold. It was cheaper, I could leave clothes and toiletries rather than carrying back and forth,...

Shoplifting in Aldi

"Aubergines, courgettes and meringues"

Trolley pushing with Stella; squeaking wheels and crash, bang, wallops; her urchin brood running riot. No cash and very little credit. It's a buy one, secrete one operation, with the offspring-from-hell as diversionary tactics.Hubby is hung like a horse and...

Repose

"Together, in our own way"

My back against youFitting thereYour hand curves to my breastWe breathe together in a bedYour head against me restsWe try to do thisWhen we canIt’s going on for yearsAnd then we live our separate livesBut neither seems to careThis is...