I am not a BBC (BIG BLACK COCK).I am a human being.I have feelings.I have emotions.I laugh.I cry.I am not to be at your disposalBecause you want a piece.I will not show you proofOf what they say about Black guys.No...
satire
The Chat Whisperer
"A discouraged Shauna receives a visit from the person she needs most"
Shauna's desktop screen flashed the message notification "Mail for LuvShauna" from someone in her circle, interrupting her train of thought. To her pleasant surprise the sender was SexyBrit22, with whom she had shared an animated cyber flirtation over several weeks....
The Imposter
"Sarah's parents have decided. She is to be married to a man of wealth and distinction."
Sarah didn’t know that her mother was about to visit her in her chamber and had already surrendered herself to the throes of sexual ecstasy. The warm liquid tongue of one of her handmaids, Cherry, was extruded deep within the...
Size Discrimination
"Fanny is aware that most people regard Qafira, her foreign teacher, as a freak."
Fanny regarded her teacher with fascination from where she sat at the back of the classroom. Qafira was so very thin. Were they all as thin as her where she came from? Almost all skin and bones. Hardly any fat...
Three Vampire Night
"Being a vampire is more complicated than it used to be."
The sun went down. Lenore crawled from her shallow grave, listless and hungry. At the same time, Baron Latos rose from the coffin in his castle crypt, driven from the dreamless sleep of death by a most unholy craving. And,...
Reed is a lover, a bounder, a rake, Where hearts are wanting, he’s there on the take. In low conversations of hearts in need, Whispered enquiries: “Have you tried Reed?” Effortless grace and boundless urbanity; He thinks of himself, a gift to humanity. This...
Suddenly wanting incest!
"A parody of bad incest stories"
(Real) Author’s Note: This is not a parody of incest stories in general or the concept in general, and there are several incest stories that are quite good. It is only a parody of poorly written incest stories, of which...
Trial by Jury of Her Peers (or oglers)
"Barrister embarrassed bare assed take off but not strip Sir William S. Gilbert again"
When I,dear friend, first became a slut I started withso much passion But unlike the whores who lewdly strut My clothing was well out of fashion. I’d bras and thongs and minis very short, Tube tops that displayed my boobies,...
My Sniveling Toads, Good Morning
"Another satire from HMS Pinafore"
BITCH I am a Mistress as I said before TOADIES And you treat us as you should BITCH You’re sniveling little chaps Whose bums need many slaps With a paddle made of wood. TOADIES We're sniveling little chaps Whose bums...
Queen Gamer’s Song ( I can’t think why!)
"Satriical ditty re King Gama's Song by William S. Gilbert"
If you pay close attention, and I’m very sure you do, You’ll discover I am no one you can easily pooh-pooh. My body’s very finely tuned as is my intellect. If I’ve any faults at all, they’re too small to detect....