"A politician lives at the edge."
“Please, Mistress Mommy, tell me that you approve.” The senator sat naked on his haunches with his meat-beating fist eclipsed by his gut. “I introduced the bill, just like you told me…uh-oh…” He threw his arms over his head and...
"Humbug? But it’s Saturnalia! Ever made it with a ghost?"
I.Jake Gnarley was dead. Since her lover’s passing, Ellen was despondent. So much so, that Ellen Easier Screw no longer fucked anyone.It was December 16, the eve of the first day of Saturnalia. As Ellen walked the bustling streets of...
"Hannah’s induction continues"
“Now,” Eva said, as she led Hannah down the hallway, “I expect you will want to know your next steps.”Hannah, naked and drenched in sweat, was nonplussed. “I thought it was all supposed to surprise me.”Eva laughed, in the same...
"Pursue the unicorn, get the horn"
We must be quiet now, my wife.I beg of you to hold your tongue.The shore is distant, true, yet I urge you, do be still.No, not even a whisper, please.Your words will skip upon the moonlit lake and surely pierce...
"In a world where pleasure is forbidden, one man's mighty member becomes the tool of revolution."
In the year 2069, humanity stood at the precipice of sexual extinction. The Great Cock Blockade of 2040 had left the world blue-balled and desperate. But from the depths of this frustration, a hero emerged.Maximus Thrustworthy, a man blessed with...
"A young detective will do anything to crack the case"
Nancy stretched her legs wide to either side of her pink bedspread as the fingers of her right hand found their way through the tangle of blonde down that covered her mons Venus. Meanwhile, she grazed her torso with the...
"Love is the blood within the veins of time..."
The Surrey Antiquarian and Historical Society takes great pleasure in announcing a forthcoming lecture on the reading of basic ancient Egyptian hieroglyphic texts by eminent local archaeologist and Egyptologist Sir Roderick Winky-Dadswell. The lecture will take place on Sunday, November...
"Alice's real adventure"
Alice has most everything anyone could want. She lives in a fine country mansion staffed by attentive servants. Alice is young and incredibly beautiful. Her long blonde hair frames a perfect face. Her cute little nose is centered below bright...
"What if that stuff in your email spam filter was real? I mean really real."
Mike checked his email. He ignored the dementia warning, the nail fungus fix, the insurance promotions, the free covid-19 tests, the tinnitus cure, and the weight loss aids. He decided against the tickets to Carnival in Rio.He promptly answered the...
"An ex-fluffer talks about her time making things hard at work."
I was sitting at home one lazy Sunday afternoon, cleaning out some old photo albums. I wanted to digitize some of my old photos for relatives. As I opened one album I didn’t remember, a polaroid fell out when I...