They Are Real

"We finally know the truth"

Being a single dude, I have my habits. One of them is that shortly after arriving home from work, I pour myself a drink of choice, sit back on the couch, and watch cable news. I time how long it...

The Head Secretary

"An IRS auditor discovers that the most powerful person in a tech startup isn’t the CEO. It’s the Head Secretary."

Evan Brooks arrived just after eight, which, according to the file, was two hours before anyone else at Clarity Holdings, Inc. usually rolled in, unless there was an espresso giveaway or a new crypto drop. The lobby was tall, glossy,...

A Saturnalia Song

"Humbug? But it’s Saturnalia! Ever made it with a ghost?"

I.Jake Gnarley was dead. Since her lover’s passing, Ellen was despondent. So much so, that Ellen Easier Screw no longer fucked anyone.It was December 16, the eve of the first day of Saturnalia. As Ellen walked the bustling streets of...

A Tale of Sexual Liberation

"In a world where pleasure is forbidden, one man's mighty member becomes the tool of revolution."

In the year 2069, humanity stood at the precipice of sexual extinction. The Great Cock Blockade of 2040 had left the world blue-balled and desperate. But from the depths of this frustration, a hero emerged.Maximus Thrustworthy, a man blessed with...

Love In the Secret Chamber

"Love is the blood within the veins of time..."

The Surrey Antiquarian and Historical Society takes great pleasure in announcing a forthcoming lecture on the reading of basic ancient Egyptian hieroglyphic texts by eminent local archaeologist and Egyptologist Sir Roderick Winky-Dadswell. The lecture will take place on Sunday, November...