They Are Real
"We finally know the truth"
Being a single dude, I have my habits. One of them is that shortly after arriving home from work, I pour myself a drink of choice, sit back on the couch, and watch cable news. I time how long it...
satire
The Head Secretary
"An IRS auditor discovers that the most powerful person in a tech startup isn’t the CEO. It’s the Head Secretary."
Evan Brooks arrived just after eight, which, according to the file, was two hours before anyone else at Clarity Holdings, Inc. usually rolled in, unless there was an espresso giveaway or a new crypto drop. The lobby was tall, glossy,...
The Filibuster
"A politician lives at the edge."
“Please, Mistress Mommy, tell me that you approve.” The senator sat naked on his haunches with his meat-beating fist eclipsed by his gut. “I introduced the bill, just like you told me…uh-oh…” He threw his arms over his head and...
A Saturnalia Song
"Humbug? But it’s Saturnalia! Ever made it with a ghost?"
I.Jake Gnarley was dead. Since her lover’s passing, Ellen was despondent. So much so, that Ellen Easier Screw no longer fucked anyone.It was December 16, the eve of the first day of Saturnalia. As Ellen walked the bustling streets of...
Hannah Gets An Agent Ch. 03A
"Hannah’s induction continues"
“Now,” Eva said, as she led Hannah down the hallway, “I expect you will want to know your next steps.”Hannah, naked and drenched in sweat, was nonplussed. “I thought it was all supposed to surprise me.”Eva laughed, in the same...
We Must Run
"Pursue the unicorn, get the horn"
We must be quiet now, my wife.I beg of you to hold your tongue.The shore is distant, true, yet I urge you, do be still.No, not even a whisper, please.Your words will skip upon the moonlit lake and surely pierce...
A Tale of Sexual Liberation
"In a world where pleasure is forbidden, one man's mighty member becomes the tool of revolution."
In the year 2069, humanity stood at the precipice of sexual extinction. The Great Cock Blockade of 2040 had left the world blue-balled and desperate. But from the depths of this frustration, a hero emerged.Maximus Thrustworthy, a man blessed with...
The Secret of the Old Cock
"A young detective will do anything to crack the case"
Nancy stretched her legs wide to either side of her pink bedspread as the fingers of her right hand found their way through the tangle of blonde down that covered her mons Venus. Meanwhile, she grazed her torso with the...
Love In the Secret Chamber
"Love is the blood within the veins of time..."
The Surrey Antiquarian and Historical Society takes great pleasure in announcing a forthcoming lecture on the reading of basic ancient Egyptian hieroglyphic texts by eminent local archaeologist and Egyptologist Sir Roderick Winky-Dadswell. The lecture will take place on Sunday, November...
Alice In La La Land
"Alice's real adventure"
Alice has most everything anyone could want. She lives in a fine country mansion staffed by attentive servants. Alice is young and incredibly beautiful. Her long blonde hair frames a perfect face. Her cute little nose is centered below bright...