"Emperor Thrinklebopple of USA takes an Empress and they have sex. You gonna eat that burger?"
The Tale of Emperor Wallace ThrinkleboppleThe weather was warm and the sky was clear as an unmarked white van drove into the town square. A figure emerged from the driver's side; he was dressed in an opulent uniform consisting of...
"Satanist nuns spice up a papal election with a Satanic orgy in the Sistine Chapel."
“Bastard!” Sister Geraldine exclaimed, as she let the lifeless corpse drop to her feet.“What’d he do?” asked Sister Melanie, yanking her own knife from her victim and wiping the blade on her habit.“Prick spurted all over my wimple!” came the...
It was Halloween night and Gina Rogers was waiting for her cab. Her friends had all hooked-up with men and Gina was alone. It was not that she was ugly, but she lacked self esteem which made her awkward. She...
"One Soul, Two Soul, Three...She'd Be The Greatest Writer Someday"
"I suppose I could try to warn him that the pussy he is about to bury into is a sharp glass trap into Hell, but who would listen to a typewriter anyways. I'm not even a word processor.""The girl on top...
"Is Gabrielle's devil-dream an erotic premonition?"
She crouched perfectly still, staring down at the hard cracked earth, remembering nothing yet somehow knowing all. Far above and beyond her, horrific otherworldly screams vied with bellows of warlike rage. She was bruised and defeated―still whole, but laid low...
"The last night in Paradise"
Night was just beginning to envelope the land as he set fourth. A gentle breeze rolled in from the south, rustling the underbrush and carrying with it a thousand fascinating scents. He breathed deep, relishing the bouquet of flowers, fruits,...
