But Once

"Welcome gifts from a well-known source"

Turning in bed, he gasped, “Santa Claus has been.”She looked down, his hand guiding hers.“See?”“So hard. Is it the real thing?” A giggle.“Don’t you recognise it?”“Vaguely. Must be a joint gift.”“What do you mean?”“Feel me.”“God, You’re so wet. How?”“A kindly...

Hail Santa!

"Sometimes, spelling really does matter."

“FUUUCKK!!!”Both women came together, squirting into the candlelit pentangle to conclude the eight-hour black mass. Sulphuric smoke billowed out, and a huge, red figure appeared in the centre.“Hail Satan!” Tara began. “We–”“Ho! Ho! Ho!” the figure intoned.“What? Give me the...

Socialite Stella Quest never once made Santa’s nice list; not that she tried too hard.  She found being naughty much more fun. So much fun that after her most recent Christmas Day escapade of debauchery, her daddy carted her onto...

More Letters To Santa

"Santa's own TV show"

"Ho! Ho! Ho! Welcome to another edition of 'Letters To Santa', the show where yours truly reads letters from viewers like you on the air. Now before we get to this weeks' letters, Santa wants all of you to know...