A Visit From St. Nicholas (The Naughty Version)

"My apologies to Clement Clarke Moore for this version of his classic poem..."

'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house,We were fucking like rabbits, both pissed on the Grouse.My stockings were strewn on the back of a chair,And my legs were akimbo, both feet in the air.My husband was fucking...

Santa Claus Is Cumming For You!

"Based on the classic song 'Santa Claus Is Coming To Town' - Enjoy!"

You'd better get wetYou'd better moan loudSpread those legsSo far and wideSanta Claus is cumming for youHe's making himself hardHe's jerking his cock fastHe knows you thought of himWhen you masturbated lastSanta Claus is cumming for youHe sees when you...

Santa’s Running Late

"Santa's got more than one sack he wants to empty on Christmas Eve"

I heard a noise on Christmas Eve, and wondered at the cause. I opened-up my bedroom door, but then I had to pause. My sister creeping silently, silently along. I followed her discreetly, knowing it was wrong. I followed close...