Shake, shake Brandi

"Hey, hey Brandi in your little black dress....a rock and roll song for my baby xxx"

Shake, shake Brandi In your little black dress, You make me horny, I must confess. With your head down low And your ass up high, I could make your passion, Multiply. Shake, shake Brandi In your little black dress You...

The Bass Player and I

"The audition was a success, and her bass playing isn't bad, either!"

"All in favor of killing Becky, raise their hands?"Four hands shot up instantly."It's agreed, we kill the bitch. As soon as possible."Oh, don't worry, dear reader, we're not really planning on killing someone. We'd like to, but we're not that...