Bound Trade

"He shows up in black jeans and t-shirt. Without a word, he goes to the couch and drops his jeans."

The door bell rings. When I answer he is standing there in black jeans and a t-shirt that hugs his muscular chest and arms. Without a word he goes over to the couch and lowers his jeans. There is no...

'Impress meYes, youStanding, toweringOver little meCold drink in sweaty palmOne eyeball dangling in my braless dressAnd one yoyo-ing from my hellish heelsTo split-thighed heavenliness A goddess, yesNow, little manTell me your dirtyFucking filthyEarthly plan!'*He straightenedPelvis tightenedAnd I saw with my own...

The Big Dick Bet that Backfired

"I accepted a biggest dick bet via Craigslist, and things got a little out of hand."

The moral of the story: Think twice before you enter a big dick competition. Last May I found myself in another predicament. Once again, it was my own fault, but what happened was both exciting and unnerving. One afternoon last...

Tyke

"Lucy picks up a girl in a bar."

She was dancing to Joan Jett, her long hair flying around as she played air guitar. She was with some girls that I knew from the local college rock club. Joan Jett finished and she sat down, laughing and taking...