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LuceDevlin
2 years ago

Retirement Plan

"401k by any other meaning would still be as luxurious"

“You like that young dick, yeah?”  Dustin panted as the older woman bounced on him.  Spank! “Say you like young dick, old maid,  go on declare it, and this young dick is gonna make that milf pussy cum”Stasi’s eyes rolled in...

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Mari84
7 years ago

Stealing Home

""Swinging for the fences," Harry shouts, barreling up his big bat"

Crossing 45th Street with Eva. We’re friends. Close friends. Like me, Eva bats from both sides of the plate. Her words. Not mine. Eva’s a baseball nut.Unlike me, she’s hot. Early 20s. Looks younger. Pert and pixie. Eyes follow her tight...

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