The Tub of Cherry Garcia

"My girlfriend exacts her revenge for stealing her favorite ice cream!"

"Bitch!" I heard from down in the kitchen. 'Now what?' I thought to myself, still lying naked in my girlfriend's bed, basking in the afterglow of some sweet early evening passion with Kaitleen. I could hear the annoyance in her...

Black Bottle Blues

"A new way to cope"

I never really planned on spending my last few hours on this fucked up planet in another pub, an empty .45 colt on the dark cherry wood of the bar, a half drunk bottle of whiskey shining in the dim...