The Cable Guy – Part 2

"Leading a hot young cable guy upstairs turns in to more than fixing televisions."

I can feel the heat rising inside me as I lead you upstairs. I know I shouldn’t be thinking this way, but I certainly wish this was for other reasons than fixing the cable. You are walking closely behind me...

The Cable Guy – Part 1

"A neglected wife gets way more than she bargained for when the cable guy pays a visit."

What a week! It seems like all I have heard from him is how the Internet isn’t working and the cable keeps going out. I’d like to take all the electronics in this house and set them on fire! If...

The barn

"How she got there, she didn't know"

There she lay, strapped on a table or a bed. She couldn't quite make it out what it was she was lying on. It wasn't uncomfortably hard, however it wasn't very comfortably either. She felt her hands were tied at...

The Big Dick Bet that Backfired

"I accepted a biggest dick bet via Craigslist, and things got a little out of hand."

The moral of the story: Think twice before you enter a big dick competition. Last May I found myself in another predicament. Once again, it was my own fault, but what happened was both exciting and unnerving. One afternoon last...