These Boots Are Made For Wankin’

"Sometimes a man needs something a little out of the ordinary."

She's everything my wife isn't.Flirtatious.Unpredictable.Domineering.Wearing nothing but knee-high black PVC boots that shine in the hotel lamplight, our eyes lock across the now crumpled bed sheets, her pretty celestial nose and full cheekbones framed by waves of scarlet hair that...

Two minutes seven inches of Heaven

"Black PVC and a sliver of diamond resurrect singular first-time memories"

I remember everything single thing about it. The squealing windscreen wipers on the bus, slightly out of sync, one completing seven cycles to the other's six. Condensation streaking down my window, collecting in the rubber seal then sloshing out whenever...