"Sonja: Some of the guys' swizzle sticks were very impressive."
After the flavored condom adventure, Veronica treated Josh out to drinks at her various customers for three nights running. The first night was at a Greek restaurant that served all sorts of Greek food and specialized in ouzo. Lydia and...
"Naked man with yellow glow stick glued to his crotch breaks four minute mile."
Josh was desperate to get Veronica another job. The female redheaded double-breasted mattress thrasher worked in an adult bookstore. By the end of the day she was so desensitized to sex she wanted nothing to do with it. She read...
"The meat missile was rising on its launch vehicle."
The next day Josh stopped by the convenience store for cigarettes on the way home again. Eventually I’ll have to start buying my own. He had stripped to white boxer briefs with a picture of the Green Lantern on them....
"I can see that you're randy, but what's your name?"
Randy had joined a gym downtown. He was addicted to working out, the way Josh was to cigarettes. One evening, out on the patio, he asked me if I wanted to go work out with him the next day. I...
"Did you enjoy last night?"
I woke up the next morning to find myself in bed alone. I got up,brushed my teeth, put on some underwear, and walked to the kitchen. I thought I had smelled coffee. Randy and Paul were at the kitchen table...
"Naked traffic stop caught on dash cam. Mixup in the bedroom. Play the cards you got."
The weekend after Lucy’s first visit Josh and I went downtown hoo-hah hunting. Dance clubs were not my thing, and bars weren’t Josh’s. We probably should have sorted that shit out before we left the house. My elderly two-door Ford...
"Eat your heart out, Mr. Rogers"
Shortly after we moved in, we went roving around our clothing-optional neighborhood. We just knew there would be gorgeous young naked chicks on every corner begging for us to satisfy their lustful needs. Think again. In a clothing optional environment,...
"The storm almost kept their affair a secret"
Mrs. Sandra Michaels, one of the Camp Blue water supervisors, had arranged to meet with two of the Health and Physical education teachers. She was going to meet with Mr. Steven Black and Miss Jane Shapely after the students had...
"Sarah finds her inner voyeur."
After the young ladies had all washed up and gathered in the main hall Miss Noefun began to lecture the students and the two teachers involved. The Long Stockings Private School for Gifted Girls and Young Ladies, had never before...
