In-cum-bent

"What the voting public doesn't realise..."

"The incumbent President will host an election night party at her Alaska mansion..."The President laughed."That's what they think," she chuckled, watching the vice-president's wife take down the First Gentleman's trousers and commence blowing him. Turning to her Democratic rival, who,...

Cold air cuts across my chest as the door opens.  As usual, they enter without knocking and, as always, I ignore the breach of etiquette.  Being polite is a courtesy they offer to more welcome guests, so the show of...